Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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