Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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