What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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