Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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