you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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