did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
