what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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