Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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