with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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