make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend