It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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