so that wasnt chicken after all
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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