at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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