is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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