Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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