i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Someone came in the potted fern
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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