On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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