The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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