So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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