I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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