i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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