I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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