Me. At least after what I've been through.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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