remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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