He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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