So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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