Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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