youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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