You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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