just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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