Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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