it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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