Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Let's paint friendship bongs
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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