there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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