Non-Jews are for practice
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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