Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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