So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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