I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
