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• (586): View more from Michigan

  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit

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• (310): View more from California

  Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married

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• (559): View more from California

  He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore

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  That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore

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