My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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