I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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