I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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