I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And my parents said I crawled through the house
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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