No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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