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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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