am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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