at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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