Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Two words: nipple clamps
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