I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
