Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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