Dual....:-)
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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