I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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