You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
If that was your dad, he is hot
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Im part way to drunk.
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