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• (614): View more from Ohio

  god. i hate danny gokey.

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  Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.

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  he's mormon right? lame.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I thought you said his peep was too small

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  it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.

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  Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

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  what kind of party is this?

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  the best kind ever

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something

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• (626): View more from California

  i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

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• (850): View more from Florida

  His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.

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