Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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