Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.

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(682): View more from Texas

aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.

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(619): View more from California

i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die

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(734): View more from Michigan

So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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(760): View more from California

I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?

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(831): View more from California

I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all

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(248): View more from Michigan

This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.

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(775): View more from Nevada

The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......

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