god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.