Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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(214): View more from Texas

he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to

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(925): View more from California

Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.

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(989): View more from Michigan

We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming

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