The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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