The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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