Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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