how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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