I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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