And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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