i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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